Last Christmas - No! Really LAst One >.<
- Hiro Kikido
- Dec 31, 2021
- 14 min read
Updated: Apr 10, 2023
( Excuse my super late delay for this story it was meant on Christmas Eve. However, due to my illness, i got sick on Christmas actually my entire Christmas vacation with this horrible Flu. I am feeling much better, than just laying in bed like a noir film of a sexy guy murdered lol Once again apologies but here is the story i hope you ladies and gents enjoy. )
(Rose walks up next to the Nest Audio, She scrolls around through her Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra; She opens the app "Spotify", her playlist pops up she find a song of Wham called Last Christmas and plays it)
"ow0 is my Google Duo camera on... Ello!!!"
Rose Starts the video group chat as she sees everyone having a great time at the Christmas Club in Downtown.
Rose: Hey chipmunk... -.- how is the party going so far?
"Its going, Nev got drunk on her ass and King is dancing with Bunbun they we're feeding each other lovely dovely cake xD"
She barely begins decorating her tree not knowing where to start. Taking some of the tinsel and wraps it around but doesn't match the colors so she removes it. She starts to remember why is she really doing this once more.
Rose: Hey chipmunk, i gotta go... i am not feeling good i hope you have fun at the party and say hello to everyone for me.
She hangs up, shutting the music off then heads to the couch looking at dumb picture of her husband Alfonso. She hates his work, He hardly spends holidays with her and only get her the gifts he think she needs in life.
"So basically this my life... I wish i had someone who can spend Christmas with me, to fill in his shoes when the dipshit is not around. But this is what i get for being stupid, i don't want Christmas no more, Christmas are for losers and i am done with it"
She stares at that picture when she throws it across the living room near the fireplace and cracks the glass frame.
Rose starts to remember all those lonely days of Christmas when her husband works those holidays across the world selling homes to other exclusive clients, as a real estate agent. She hates his job, despises his over working ours at the office, He is never there for her in those special moments.
Rose: What the fuck is wrong with me!!? >.< Screw him and screw that gift card telling him to come home
Walking over to pick up her phone she calls him, just to see if he even answers the damn thing. It send her directly to voicemail, she gives it another try and before her exciting voice can say "darling i miss you", when she hears him pick up the voicemail goes through once more. No luck of reaching him. she hangs up; A long pause is at her end staring at the Christmas tree, the red stockings over the modern fireplace and candy canes hung over a red bow, the presents laying on the floor with notes of her husband's hand writing.
Rose: It's useless, this is a mistake... One big fucking mistake.
She looks at herself by the window as it rains heavily in a white beautiful silky dress with her Santa hat. Her breathing and sighing just made her feel like giving up. Ending Christmas with a bang... A Big Bang.
She wipes her tears then gives a evil smirk turning around into a 180 degrees and stares at the decorations. The phone rings, and it rings more than 5 times. She picks it up all of the sudden the Google nest audio turns on playing "Christmas Carol of the bells" She gets angry and takes her Christmas Hat and grips it tightly nothings going as she hoped.
"Rosey! ROSEY!! Are you ok!? please answer me!"
A frantic voice can be heard on her phone speaker. She can't focus from the music and the phone call picked up she stops before she does the unthinkable.
Rose: Chipmunk >;( Now is not the time i am not feeling good. I HATE CHRISTMAS!!! I HATE IT!
She goes and rips the candy cane from the decorations screaming in anger with her tears dripping down her face, rips the socks with sweet in them, grabs the tree tears the tinsel she recently place on the tree.
"Rosey, i can't hear you what!?, your cutting off i can barely hear you..."
Suddenly the music continues and by itself if changes to a different song "Santa Baby by Eartha kitt" After stripping the tree she throws it across the side but without her knowing what she just did. The Tree is caught on fire and slowly a small pop is heard and everything is sends flying across the whole room, even her presents are flying in the air and she hits her head and goes black for a least 15 mins.
Rosey wakes up as she sees a person showing her phat ass wearing a green type of skirt, she holds her head, trying to bring herself back from all the noise going on.
"Wha... What just happen? and who are you?"
She stumbles trying to get up and notice a woman eating her sugar cookies while having a cup of egg nog.
"You might want to sit down cause all this is paused for brief moment while i dance and chow down on your sweets hehe"
She turns around and shows herself to her wearing an exotic green elf outfit then looks at you eating all of her treats.
"Hoe, Hoe, Hoeeeeee" I am the ghost of Christmas Past... No wait... owo Of Future or Present? oooh who fucking cares. call me your fairy god fuckin holy mother.
Rose is confused on what is going on she even looks at the fireplace all erupted with fire and presents frozen in mid air. She tries to understand what in the world is going on and how is this possible.
Rose: Am i dead?
"No, we're in pause for now, meaning its not limbo or hell. You just fucked up your life. By the way these cookies tastes so good :D"
She analyzes all this then hits her like spark.
Rose: am i like Ebenezer Scrooge, where you show me my past, present and future!? o.o
The elf staring at her and shakes her head. She hold her shoulder and explains the situation that is going on carefully.
"Now, Listen very carefully. Your a dumb stupid ho, because you let your emotions get the best of you. i don't know if that makes sense but i can assure you that i am hundred percent guarantee that your wishes can come true. Only for this time; Cause Santa clause doesn't have time to appear here and go with the whole process."
they both walk over the window and keeps explaining to Rose that she is one fucking mess that she needs to pull her god damn self together before she kills off her sexy damn body as a hot momma she is.
Rose only looks down and watching the rain coming down before snow starts to fall a bit. She listens and plays with her burned up clothes. Suddenly the Nest audio changes music to "Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas by Michael Buble" Raising her head she stares outside like she knew there is nothing she can't control over the man she married. Then she suddenly notice a red car park by her front street. Rose feels like this woman with her is a scam and a prank pulled by someone else. >.<
Rose: WTF! is that? <.<
The elf looks up and check where she is pointing at.
"My sleigh ride, ^w^ that's is how i came for your rescue"
Rose tells her she wasn't born yesterday. That Santa's Sleigh Ride is made of wood and has reindeers galloping over the skies.
Rose: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer... Vixen...
"Comet like a rock out of control about to hit earth, Cupid like he doesn't give rat ass about fucking love, Donner Nobody give's a shit about that reindeer, Blitzen is total garbage and the most famous reindeer of all. Rudolph the red nose like a tip of your Ex's Dick. >,w,> so spear me the details woman"
o.o she is shocked
"What do you think this is... 1456, sheesh its 2022 bitch i needed an upgrade on that sleigh"
"That baby there is my ride to die"
The Elf continues to go with all the shenanigan's how all this works, she even pulls out a contract with ten pages with pages where she has to sign.
Rose: So let me get this straight. I am basically dead since i didn't notice that i had a bottle of champagne tossed and thrown over the fireplace and the tree catching on fire from my reckless impulsiveness. Which caused the explosion that threw me by the wall hitting my head. And now i am in the state of limbo?
She shakes her head and explaining to her once again. "Your not in limbo, i just paused your life for a brief moment before you burn your entire ratchet white snow ass"
The papers she show's to Rose is a small contract that Santa decided to clean up her sad sorrow life, and the elf is there to provide like "Tech Support" all she has to wish on her own decision is to wish whatever is best for her.
Rose: So all i have to do... is wish for the Navidad Star anything i want?
"Anything, you want and all this will go back like nothing ever happened"
Rose: Hmm, your saying i can make my Hottie motorcycle neighbor have a egg nog with me and cuddles :)
She reassures Rose that the wish contains ANYTHING she wants in order to be happy for the rest of her entire miserable life.
"Listen Rose your wasting my fucking god damn time >w<. It is Christmas and i need get going, i need to go fuck my landlord for free rent next year. Pick up the Ham and green beans with Santa and get those sex toys wrapped up so i can finish working in that shitty damn factory of his. Oh i almost forgot and making some happy kids in the corner of hoeishland!"
"So what is it going to be, unfreeze this shit hole or wish for the perfect movie of your life!"
Rose firm's up and sits next to her and wishes it without even telling her what was the wish about and signs the papers.
The elf gets up, licking the tip of her fingers and checks each page as she already signed it. She smiles makes the paper disappears with snowflakes sparkling in rose eyes. Rose amazed as the magic is real. She takes Rose hands and stand her in the middle of the room and tell her to wait there with her eyes shut, the Elf goes into her kitchen and ransacks her entire refrigerator, taking the twelve pack of beer, and some turkey legs, with the mash potatoes and the fruit cake, taking some dishes out of her cupboards and silverware. "wonder what's in the her closet :3" She goes to check it out while Rose giggles having her eyes closed without realizing what is really going on while she stands there stupidly. Nest audio changes the song while the Elf shoves her nice looking clothes in a red sack whistling as the song goes. "Up on The House Top (Ho, Ho, Ho) by Gene Autry" then she turns around and looks at all the fragrances perfume's she has.
"OwO!! this bitch is rich!"
She finishes and pulls the sacks outside and shoves them in the trunk of her car and closes it. Rose peaks with one eye open wondering if everything already happen. She opens her eyes watching still the gifts in mid air, she goes to check where she is and notice her closet is empty her entire make up gone, and her fridge with no food left she runs back to the living room screaming and yelling because she got robbed on Christmas by that fucking Elf.
Rose: FUUUUUCK YOU!!!!!
"Fuck you too Ho. Hoe, hoe, hoeeeee!"
She starts her car and flies off burning tires and leaving fire track's on the road. The Elf snaps fingers and sparkles snowflakes all over the house and Rose turns around to look at the fireplace as she looks everything about to unfreeze all she can say is "Oh fuck -.- me"
As she watches the entire house explodes sending rose body flying across the wall and hits her head again knocking her out, and the whole estate blows up in a kaboom.
(The Nest Audio plays a song on "Spotify" Google picks the song by Brenda Lee called Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree and plays it)
Rose slowly her eye fades away with blur then re-opens her eyes noticing herself standing on a stool decorating her tree. While having the music go in the background. She is back to reality with her entire house intact.
Rose: Was i dreaming o.o this whole time?
She steps down and looks across the room the same way before she wrecked it by throwing stuff she is shocked, as she looks around like she is utterly lost from this world. She goes to check her fridge and there it is. The beer and food. she checks her closet and the vanity in the bathroom. Yet she is relieved but something is different, she looks on her self as her clothes looks different. she is wearing a red sweater with snowflakes, her heals are now red boots with fluff white puffs. and white pants. she got surprised and without words what she is about to witness in the living room. she hears voices in the living room and goes back wondering who else is in the house with her.
She hurries to the living room and notice Hiro and his Husband sitting down taking their coats off, Nev, pouring her self a wine, Hatter sitting down feeling tired from the whole long drive. King and Bunbun having a conversation next to the fire while drinking cups of egg nog.
Zara, coming from the door, Amanda closing the door laughing her ass off because she let some snow come in the house. Siobhan hugs Rose. Rose just stands there like statue on what in the world is going on right this moment.
Rose: CHIPMUNK! What, what... What are you doing here!? i thought you we're at the Christmas Club in downtown o.0
Hiro: What do you mean owo
Rose: Weren't you telling me you we're at that Christmas Party the so called Club.
Hiro looks at his husband then he shrugs.
Hiro: Rose i think you should know it's impossible to go there. it burned down a long time ago. Remember there was a fire.
She gasped and blinks a lot covering her mouth, Hiro waves at her thinking she is no longer on planet earth. Chuckles, going to give a hand in the kitchen, noticing the ham and another person.
Rose sits down trying to have large amount of wine in her glass before jugging it.
Nev notice a picture frame on the floor with the frame cracked.
Nev: Oh my, your picture hun its cracked.
Rose, walks over with her and she looks at it before she can process who is that; all of the sudden someone else comes in by the door and a deep warm soft voice says
"Sorry to keep you waiting, Sweetheart" she raises her head and slowly turns around to face the door and a swift breeze blows her hair.
Her Husband stands by the main door, holding a note card he received while he was at work.
He smiles, to her beautiful wife, speechless like always as the Nest Audio started to play a whole different type of music "Christmas Time by Bryan Adams"
~We waited all through the year, For the day to appear and we can be together... in harmony~
~You know the time will come, Peace on earth for everyone and we can live forever~
~In a world where we are free, Let it shine for you and me~
~There's something about Christmas Time
Something about Christmas Time,
That makes you wish it was Christmas everyday
To see the joy in the children's eyes
the way that the old folks smile,
Says that Christmas will never go away.~
Rose stares at him before looking down at the picture where his husband is kissing her while that picture was taken, then looks back up.
Rose: O.o Alfonso...?
Alfonso: Yes, my love.
Alfonso, walk up to rose caressing her face moving a hair on the side of her cheek. He looks at the frame. "We can always fix it, don't worry about the little things hun" He shows her that he got the card, that she misses him and to come home.
Alfonso: I got out early from work and went on to give a few phone calls, telling you're friends to come over and enjoy New Years with us
Rose is confused she even went on to ask Alfonso about his career
Rose: Real Estate?
Alfonso: huh? hehe no honey, you know i own a motorcycle shop. I told the crew to take the day off and enjoy the holidays, as i am going to watch the fireworks tonight in our backyard.
O.O She slaps herself to see if this is a dream. then ask for Alfonso to pinch her tits hard to see if this just a explosion dream.
Alfonso, shocked from her request and looks at everyone that heard it but they pretend they didn't hear a single word.
Rose: Joke! xD Don't worry baby i think i need a drink that is all
He sighs in relief. He Smiles, holding her close and kisses her lips and goes to the room to change from comfortable clothes to entertain their guests.
King slowly walks his way to Rose and just blurs it out to her.
King: You do know that Christmas already passed. its December 31st -.-
BunBun: Yeaaa... We kind of notice your barely decorating your tree when it almost 2022 <.< >.>
She turns around to see the calendar and their on the 31st fosho. Rose shrugs and giggles. As everyone cuts the ham, Hatter is over by the kitchen checking out Amanda's sweet ass over her skirt.
Siohban is cooking some gravy, while Hiro and his husband are making some killer cocktails. Zara dancing with Nev in the living room.
The Nest audio since it plays on its own, its no tuning into some crazy Kaskade music, so those ladies dance all night till the ball drops anywhere in the world. "Disarm you (Feat iLsey) by Kaskade"
~So Let me disarm you, There's an army I'm fighting around your heart~
~Let me disarm you
'cause baby i just wanna love who you really are
who you really are~
Rose, lays back with Alfonso and laughs from his teasing and cuddles her close, covering her eyes and kissing her forehead. Everything she ever wanted is right here happening.
Her Wish came true, her contract with Santa was a miracle out of the blue. She is having fun with her friends having a blast; It doesn't really matter if it is not Christmas no more at least she got to redecorate the entire tree and better; The Gifts she still doesn't know what's in those since last life time she had, different ones before this one where expensive gifts. Now she opened one and there is a ugly sweater, she smiles, and give one to her husband. He opens it, and finds that he has a pair of Pokémon socks.
The joy and laughter fills the room. he holds her close and whispers in her ear.
"You are the light that illuminates my path in the dark, you are the reason i keep on living into this amazing world of joy"
Rose is amazed and in her mind she thanks that slutty Elf Hoe for changing her entire life completely.
Rose: and you are my cook, my hubby from the stars, the bad boy who knows how to make lovely donuts in the pavements and gives me hooky each night...
He stares at rose blinking as well, wondering if she even knows what in the world she said
Rose jumps from the floor, noticing she spoke out of her ass instead out of love ":O Holy shit! what have i just said"
They both end up laughing hard and forget about it.
As the night goes by its almost 12:00 am everyone goes outside putting their coats on and wait to see the fireworks go off in the night. King ends up smacking hard bunbun's on her jiggly ass that she slighty jumps and moans a bit. Hatter teases Zara, Nev and Amanda by popping the champagne all over them and smiles with joy, Siobhan pokes Hatter's pants with a stick she just found on the ground. Hiro and his Husband make out passionately, not caring in the world what is happening around them, he holds his beloved man with such grace.
Rose watches everyone she lets a tear drop, while Alfonso wipes it off and looks at her with the warmest smile, holding her in her back as they both look up in the sky almost there with only 2 minutes to go.
Rose: I almost forgot something. :D This thing here
Her Husband looks at it and its the nest audio, he looks up and rose already has a big sledge hammer and smashes the damn thing breaking till the music dies.
"There! that fucking thing was playing music on its own all the god damn time >;("
10, 9, 8 , 7, 6... 5, 4, 3, 2... 1
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
Everyone shouts and jumps screaming all the joy in the world that everyone moved into a new year.
Rose last thing that she does is pushing her New life, a second chance of happiness with her new Husband the neighbor who resulted to be her THANG and that one LAST CHRISTMAS never really happened thanks to that Elf who came to her rescue.
She thanks Santa for the wish and they both lived Happily Ever After...
"Not really, we kind of ended up fucking all night till the bed was like a shipwreck >.<"
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